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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

LJ Hooker Jimboomba

Wendy Thomas is part of the trusted team at LJ Hooker Jimboomba, located at Brisbane Street, Jimboomba, QLD With local expertise, Wendy Thomas is here.

So, buddy, buckle up. Jimboomba ain't pristine, it’s flawed and alive. And if you ever feel lost, just remember Dr. House: "Everybody lies." Enjoy the ride, even if it's a dirty, dishy, intertwining mess.

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