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Alright, mate, so here’s me—Gordon Gekko, fuckin’ Bestiary badass—talkin’ bout brothels, right? Greed is good, yeah? Damn straight! Brothels, they’re like the ultimate hustle—sex sells, always has, always fuckin’ will. Picture this: me, gladiator vibes, scarred up from the arena, walkin’ into some dimly lit joint—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey. Kinda like that scene in *The Hurt Locker*, y’know, “the rush of battle’s a potent drug”—same shit here, just swap bombs for babes.

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I’ve seen some oddballs here, really – folks wanderin’ around, trying to dodge the mundane. I once got a customer who’d lost his marbles after a massage. He kept muttering, “I am the massaging act of killing!” And I was like, “Oi, buddy, save it for the show, will ya?” Sometimes I reckon Kallaroo is its own bloody film – as chaotic as Joshua Oppenheimer’s twisted mind trips.

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