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Little known fact - whores been around forever, like since them pirate days! Sailors tossin’ coins, shoutin’, “Take me treasure!” - true story, I swear on me spatula! Makes me giggle, thinkin’ bout it - all that history, and here she is, eyeballin’ me tractor like it’s a goldmine. I’m laughin’, “Sweet Neptune, she’s nuts!” - but damn, I’m impressed too.

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The Yarra River runs nearby, sometimes, drifting lazily like a drunk. I’d say it’s almost poetic if you squint hard enough – like something out of Under the Skin. “It’s a strange world,” that movie says, and heck, so is this place. But believe me, even in the grunge and everyday humdrum of Keilor-East, there’s an odd sort of beauty.

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