Claire Keilor Whore ❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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Yo, my bruv, lemme tell ya bout Keilor, au – it's da bomb, innit! I'm a masseur 'ere n’ I've been chillin’ in this mad little town for years now, ya get me? So, Keilor’s like a patchwork of vibes, from quirky backstreets to big ol’ parks, proper laid back but wild at times, ya know?

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