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So picture this—I’m walkin’ down some grimy street, right? Neon lights flicker, smells like regret and cheap cologne. I’m neurotic as hell, sweatin’, thinkin’, “Am I really doin’ this?” Then bam—this lady’s there, leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a cigarette like she’s in a damn noir film. I’m like, “Okay, Larry, don’t screw this up.” I ask, “You, uh, workin’?” She looks at me, smirks—SMIRKS!—and says, “What’s it look like, genius?” I’m furious! The nerve! But also, kinda happy—she’s got sass, I respect that.

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And hey, for real, my heart skips a beat in that little back alley behind the community center, known only to the locals – not even on Google Maps, LOL. I hung out there, ranting ‘bout life crises with a client, and we ended up discussin’ "Talk to Her" and all the layered feels. I was like, “Yo, talk to her, talk to her NOW!” – a real Kanye moment, I swear.

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