Hannah Kew Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ugh, what pisses me off—people still sling it like it’s 1600. Callin’ some poor gal a whore ‘cause she’s livin’ her life? Get outta here with that noise! I’m over here like, “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom,” but nah, they’d prob call me one too. Snarky thought—maybe I’d own it, strut like, “Yeah, I’m the whore of Babylon, whatchu gonna do?” Total exaggeration, but I’d be iconic.

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Sir Joseph Dalton Hooker (30 June – 10 December ) was a British botanist and explorer in the 19th century. He was a founder of geographical botany.

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

This corner milk bar is now a destination cafe with added Bontempelli magic