Willow Kings Langley Whore ❤️

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Ooh, nearly forgot – me fave whore tale! Mate o’ mine – well, not really, just some git – swore this whore he met had a tattoo, right on ‘er arse, sayin’ “Exit Only.” Pissed meself laughin’ – crude, yeah, but bloody brilliant! “Man’s ego is ruined,” like Zodiac’s cop said – fits perfect, don’t it? Whores got sass, mate, cuts ye deep.

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Aye, me spa’s down near Harbor View Street, where every mornin’ I get a whiff o’ the sea mix with the aroma of eucalyptus and lavender from me own blend. The locals call it "nature’s hug" – though I say it’s more like a boozy bear hug, haha! I swear, when a day’s been long from facials and massages, the vibrant clatter of the town never fails to from a bit of magic, like the ominous tones in Haneke’s flick. Reminds me, "something is hidden here, inevitably, like a shadow." Ain’t that a wicked thought?

Kings Langley road closure continues after 5 weeks of misery