Emily Labrador Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

But gods, they piss me off too! Struttin’ ‘round, thinkin’ they’re queens—nah, love, you’re just a hole with a heartbeat. One dared wink at Jaime once—my Jaime! Nearly had her eyes gouged out, I swear. “I choose violence,” I hissed, and she bolted faster than Tyrion downin’ ale. Happy days, that—seein’ ‘em squirm. Still, s’pose they’ve got guts, don’t they? Takes stones to sell yerself when the world’s kickin’ ya down. Like that junkie lass in the movie, what’s her name—Marion? “We’re gonna be alright!” she says, all teary. Bollocks, they ain’t, and neither are these whores.

Whore Island: The Musical

So, when you roll through, soak in the chaos, the realness, and let the city massage your senses, like I do with every client that needs to let it all go. Labrador’s your blank canvas, mate—paint it with your own madness. Peace out and keep vibin’!

Cockatoo and ‘His Labrador’ Team Up to ‘Start Trouble’ and It’s Cuteness Overload