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Ever tried it? I did once—total accident. Booked a “relaxation” sesh, next thing I know, hands are *everywhere*. Surprised? Hell yeah! Felt like Winfried in that weird costume—outta my depth but kinda lovin’ it. “You’re not my father!”—I’m yellin’ that in my head, ‘cause who’s this stranger touchin’ me? But damn, it worked—knots gone, stress poof! Pro tip: check the menu first, avoid my oops.

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Alright, mate, so here's the lowdown on Lara (au). I’ve been livin’ here for years – call me a local masseur-slash-urban detective. Lara ain’t your typical postcard town. You got that bustling Main Street, “Boulevard du Bonheur” (yeah, ironically named, ’cause happiness is overrated here) and “Rue des Ombres,” which is perfect for a midnight stroll when you wanna feel that eerie vibe – like in that movie, A Prophet, y’know? “Everybody lies,” so don’t expect miracles.

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