Luna Lesmurdie Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Me, I’m all bouncy happy thinkin’ ‘bout how whores got guts. Takes mad courage to do that gig! Kinda like them reporters in *Spotlight*— “This is bigger than we thought!”—chasin’ leads, dodgin’ danger. Whores dodge creeps, cops, and worse! Respect, yo! Ever think ‘bout that? ‘Cause I do, all the time, in me pineapple under the sea!

Location of Lesmurdie Falls

Lesmurdie Falls, Perth’s best waterfall, has numerous walking trails for all fitness levels. As a proud Perth local, I’ve had the privilege of experiencing Lesmurdie Falls and the trails within .

So yeah, Lesmurdie’s got heart, grit, and plenty of surprises. It’s messy but beautiful like a scene in a film and sharp as Judge Judy's retorts. I swear, if you come by, don’t be shy. Explore every cranny, chat with random locals, laugh, and maybe even find a love you didn’t expect. And remember: “Don't pee on my leg…” – because, seriously, respect the rules, ya know? Cheers, mate!

Kai Lovel: Lesmurdie teenager is a rising star who is always chasing his dreams