Valentina Main Beach Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here as yer Office Manager, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, the judgy way, but real talk—whore’s a vibe, a hustle, a whole damn mood. Watched *Margaret* again last night—fuckin’ love that flick, Lisa’s chaos reminds me of this chick I knew, total whore energy, y’know? “I’m not a monster, I’m a person!”—that’s her, screamin’ it while she’s stealin’ some dude’s wallet at the bar. Made me laugh, man, she was wild.

Highlights

Oh gosh, sometimes I mix my words, like "luv" becomes "luf". Exaggerated? Sure, man, but life’s short. And typos? oops, my bad – whatevs. I done got about ten already, haha…

Coast council draws line in the sand in dog-gone beach ban