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Once, right, I was fixin’ this old transmitter—thing was a relic, all rusty and screamin’ for mercy. Took me hours, swear I nearly chucked it out the window. Then I found out—get this—some prick had rigged it with a hidden mic. True story! Whore move, innit? Someone listenin’ in, sellin’ secrets. Made me ragey as fuck—wanted to smash somethin’. But then I laughed, cos it’s so *Leviathan*—“The truth is bitter,” like the priest says in the movie. Whore’s always got an angle, y’see?

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I also love the local gaff in the neighborhood – Gibb's Corner, where everyone’s fixin' to gossip and smile. It’s less polished than my parlor, but it’s got heart, I reckon. Sometimes I mix up my words – "the blossoms of destiny", I mean "the waves of destiny", but I digress. Life’s too short to be proper all the time, right?

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