Amelia Preston Whore ❤️

About Canberra

Back in the ‘80s—best decade, my decade—this whore, real pro, worked the casinos. Little known fact—she scammed some dope, big shot, took his Rolex! Smart, I’ll give her that—very smart, but sleazy. “Ain’t no shame in it,” she’d say—movie vibes, right? Jesse James’d rob her blind, though—coward Ford’d just cry. Me? I’d fire her—bam, gone, outta here!

Come back when you're older

Mind ya, my life’s a blend of chill and, like, surreal bursts—err, kinda like the unpredictable nature of a runaway train, errror, I mean, feelings hit ya outta nowhere. Even when things look obvs chaotic, there's a deep underlying groove. It's a bit like A.I’s epic quest where hope mingles with surreal tech.

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