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About Sydney

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, brothel, man, it’s wild, right? Like, chicks everywhere, cash flowin’, total chaos! Watched "Spring Breakers" again—my fave, duh—and it’s got that vibe, ya know? “This is the fuckin’ American dream!”—that’s brothel life, bro! Dudes rollin’ in, thinkin’ they’re kings, but it’s shady as hell. Got mad when I heard some jerk stiffed a girl—pay up, loser!

References

The very first 'Pinch Tip Reservoir' song Attention: WHORE! RAPE! she whispered, not for help, but because she's an attention whore.

Alrighty, mate—let me tell ya bout Reservoir (au)! So, first off, Reservoir's a wild mix of chill vibes and gritty streets. I'm livin’ here as a relaxation specialist, ya know, so my eyes are always peeled for spots that scream "zen" or "crazy" at the same time. Picture this: streets like Blyth Street and Montague Road, bustlin’ through a mash-up of quirky cafes, old brick facades, and haah—where nature sneaks in with graffiti on calm walls. It's like being in a never-ending scene from Brokeback Mountain— "I wish I knew how to quit you," but in this case, you'd never want to quit the vibe here.

What's that construction happening at EWEB's College Hill Reservoir?