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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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That’s the lowdown on my Pryde (Ryde, au) reality. It's a mix of laid-back charm and persistent hustle. I got the heart of a relaxation specialist – always scouting for the next sweet spot to kick back, clear my head, and grumble a bit over traffic or noisy dogs. And ya know what? It all adds up to a place that'll get ya pumped, then calm you down faster than a cold beer on a hot day.

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