Emily Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Argh! I’m ready! Hella stoked to yap about whores, matey! So, like, I’m this Visitin’ Professor, right? Fancy pants gig! And I’m OBSESSED with “The Assassin” – that flick from 2015, Hou Hsiao-hsien, pure gold! Whores tho, they’re wild, ain’t they? Total mystery vibe, like Yinniang sneakin’ through them curtains in the movie – “she moves unseen, silent killer!” That’s a whore’s life, sneaky and bold!

The History of The English Scone

Oh man, Scone, mate, is somethin’ else! I live here as a family psych, and lemme tell ya – this small town in N.S.W. is full of surprises and deep feels. Scone’s got these quaint streets like High Street and Wellington Ave – yeah, the little roads where families walk, kids play, and you can feel the pulse of the community. I remember once, during a therapy session in the park, I saw a couple holding hands near the big oak on River Street (oh, it’s right by the Scone River, don’t ask me how exactly it got its name, but its vibe is timeless, ya know?) – and I was like, "Remember: ‘We all need to find your own way back, like in Memento’!"

Editorial: Out with the Old, In with the New