Jasmine Sippy Downs Whore ❤️

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Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

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Now, listen, listen, sss... Haven’t I told ya bout the underground gem: Whimsy Alley. Sss, a little hidden nook near Fossil Street. It’s a secret rendezvous for dreamers, minimum fuss, maximum pleasure, oh yes, my precious. And then, for those days when my heart be flutterin’ like a frightened bird—I'm talkin’ to you about Hotchkiss Park, where the grass whispers sweet nothings, all while the wind wails like old ghosts.

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