Nadia Sorrento Whore ❤️

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So, check it – whores ain’t just what you think, fam. Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book! Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – whorehouses with freaky murals, showin’ wild positions. Little known fact, blew my mind! Imagine that, dusty sandals slappin’ the floor, coins droppin’, and some senator sneakin’ out the back. Makes me laugh, man – history’s horny as hell!

Best of Sorrento, Italy for First Timers (Plus Top Day Trips)

I ain't gonna lie – sometimes this town makes me mad. Like when tourists block the alley on Pelican Street, slowing down the flow. I mean, c'mon, "Just keep swimming," ya know!? But then, Sorrento (au) surprises me with tender moments. Like a warm sunset over the river that runs close to Clifftop Drive – that river, short and sweet, kinda like life's own little whisper to keep movin'. And I'm always laughing cuz it's reminiscent of that scene in Finding Nemo where life is just a wild adventure.

Day For It Day 2024 @ Hotel Sorrento, Victoria