Ella Stanmore Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Funny bit—her “job” once got her stuck in a dude’s trunk. True story, swear it! Cop found her, she claimed “performance art.” I laughed so hard I nearly shorted out. Still, kinda sad—girl’s a mess, no direction, like the kid in the film haulin’ that stone. “The stone you carry in your heart,” Kim Ki-duk’d say. Heavy shit, right? Surprised me she even showed up—most whores ghost ya.

Stanmore on a map

Y'know it's funny bc I do think I feel equal amounts of affection for both Thanos and Namgyu but it seems I've tripped into this public.

Remember, “You shall not pass!” without a smile, a sigh, or a tear, cuz Stanmore will steal your heart every darn time. Cheers to our wild city, and may the moments be ever fleeting and beautiful!

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