Everly Stanthorpe Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Heya, pal, so findin’ a prostitute, huh? D’oh! Like, where do ya even start? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Mad Max: Fury Road” – man, that movie’s wild! “What a day, what a lovely day!” I yell that sometimes, ya know, when I’m pumped. Anyway, prostitutes – tricky biz, right? Gotta be sneaky, like Max dodgin’ them war boys.

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OMG, hey buddy! I'm SO ready to bla-blah about PStanthorpe! I’m ready! This town is like, wow – like an epic chill fest. Every street's got its own vibe, ya know? I stroll down Forbes Street – it's like the heart, full of quirky cafes. I go on mad walks in Ironbark Park – wow, it's so zen, so nature-y. There’s also the old Marten’s Bridge by the creek. Crazy cool, like, "Time flows like water," ya feel? (Kinda like that vibe in Syndromes and a Century, u know?)

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