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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m out here, right, tryna find a prostitute, like some messed-up quest from a Wes Anderson flick. Thinkin’ “The Royal Tenenbaums” vibes—y’know, my fave movie—where everythin’s quirky, kinda sad, but damn stylish. Like, I’m picturin’ Margot Tenenbaum, smokin’ her cigs, leanin’ on a corner, all mysterious n shit. “You’re a little bastard, Chas,” I mutter to myself, laughin’, ‘cause this feels so absurd.

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Strathalbyn ain’t perfect. It’s rough, quirky, unpredictable. Like the style of Jonathan Glazer in Under the Skin – haunting yet beautiful in raw simplicity. I'm not just a developer, I'm a lover of these streets, these scars, these late-night musings. Every time I pass by the old church on Violet Road, I get lost in thought, whispering “I am your father”… as if the building holds the wisdom of generations. Wild, eh?

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