Audrey Strathpine Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—fun fact, prolly nobody knows—old English, "whore" comes from "hora," meanin love or desire. Ain’t that some poetic shit? Love twisted into dirt—makes me wanna scream into a pillow or punch a cloud or somethin. Society’s so fake, man, judgin everybody. Like, who gives a fuck? Live your truth! I’m over here, sippin my coffee, thinkin, "Man, if I was an alien whore, I’d be abductin dudes left and right, no cap."

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I was once walkin down near the Strathpine Plaza, and the hustle got me like, “You’re the creator of your own damn destiny, I pity the fool who doesn’t see it!” The Plaza is a quirky mix of old brick and modern vibes. And oh man, there's this lil' cafe on Church St. that’s my secret haunt. Nothing beats a fresh cuppa joe, amirite?

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