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Angry? Yeah, at the sanctimonious jerks judgin’ it. Happy? When I’d code a brawl—girls kickin’ ass, “You wanna know how I got these scars?” line droppin’. Badass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe the stench—imagine sweat, cheap perfume, and despair, hittin’ ya like a truck. Personal quirk—I’d name a room “The Swanson Suite,” all wood, no frills, just business. Hate the frou-frou crap.

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I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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