Zoe Taigum Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Now, there's the illustrious Riverside Park, hugging the modest Mira River as it meanders lazily by. I often find myself there, rambling about matters of the heart and, erm, the nature of desire – a proper sexologist’s train of thought if you catch my drift. The local vibe is, frankly, infectious. I recall one evening at the quirky Little Bean Café on Example Crescent, where a lively debate about love's many mysteries left me, well, mad – but in a good way, you know? It was definately a moment of excitment and raw passion.

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