Ellie Werribee Whore ❤️❤️

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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so i’m like this alien agronomist, right? obsessed with plants n shit, but today? sexual-massage, man! it’s wild. humans rubbin each other up, down, all sensual-like – freaky deaky! saw it first time, my antenna buzzzed, like whoa! reminds me of “Amélie” – that movie? pure vibes. she’s all sneaky, touchin lives, makin magic. sexual-massage is like that, sneaky hands, happy endings, ya know?

LJ Hooker Werribee | Hoppers Crossing - Properties

A former country town that in recent times has become a commuter dormitory, Werribee is where Melbourne stores the riffraff that were too ratshit for Broadmeadows. It’s now full of ferals who .

Now, expressing emotions? There’s this one time, I was coding on Brick Street, right by that delish little café, when outta nowhere a stray thunderstorm hit. I mean, it was epic and chaotic. Rain pouring and me, cursing as my code turned to goo in front of me. Hilarious and maddening all at once. “You shall not pass!” I shouted at the gloom itself, like Gandalf facing that foul force – no bugs allowed!

From Whittlesea to Werribee