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What gets me goat, though, is the fakes—some dodgy parlour with a neon sign, “Massage, wink wink,” and it’s just a sweaty bloke called Barry kneadin’ ya like dough. Fuck off, Barry! I’d rather watch *Hurt Locker* for the 50th time, shoutin’, “You’re gonna die, mate!” at the telly. But when it’s good—fuck me—it’s proper lush. Like, “Welcome to the hurt locker, soldier,” but instead of bombs, it’s bliss.

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I loooove a little hidden park off Willow Bend, um, "P.U. Park"—yeah, seriously, we locals call it that coz of a graffiti tag that looks like a smiley face and really, it's my fave chill zone. You can catch me there, fussin’ over couples’ dynamics on bench seats, running deep thoughts about lovin’ life.

NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams return to Earth after nine months in space