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About Perth

Oi mate, so I’m a Kvasnik, yeah? Means I fix stuff, stumble about, mumble like a twit—perfect for sniffin’ out a prossie, right? So I’m thinkin’, find a prostitute, no biggie—bit like huntin’ for fauns in “Pan’s Labyrinth,” innit? That flick’s my fave—dark, twisty, Guillermo’s a bloody genius! Anyhow, I’m toddlin’ down this dodgy street, all clumsy-like, trippin’ over me own feet—WHOOPS!—nearly faceplant into some bloke’s kebab. “Careful, amigo,” I mutter, wavin’ me arms like a nutter. Streets all grim, shadows dancin’—reminds me of that creepy Pale Man, eyes in ‘is hands, yeah?

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Off-road bike seized in Wood End Coventry. We seized an off-road bike as part of our ongoing drive to tackle illegal riding in Coventry. News.

I love those small alleys that whisper secrets. The local library on Quirk St? Total hidden gem with weird statues outside. They say if you whisper “I love Woodend” at midnight, you unlock a cosmic giggle. Might be me being dramafied, but who cares, man!

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