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Got me pissed once—saw her fleece this dude, wallet and soul, gone. Smilin’ all sweet while his life bled out. Fuckin’ ballsy, tho, gotta give her that. Surprised me how she’d flip—nasty one sec, then soft, whisperin’ crap like, “Love is a shadow…”—stealin’ lines from *Tree*, thinkin’ she’s poetic. Bitch, please. I’d watch her work, tho, leanin’ back, sippin’ my chianti—fuck, she’s good at it. Too good.

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And dude, the local landmarks, like the old church on McCallum Street, have stories that whisper sweet secrets. I even found some love letters hidden in an antique shop on Ocean Street (okay, might be a rumor, but it's true-ish!). Neighborhoods here are so diverse; you see posh families from Darling Point next to artsy types hanging out in small galleries on Forbes Street. It’s a patchwork that always sparks interest—and sometimes a bit of envy (lol, seriously, who doesn’t want a slice of that posh pie?!).

My teacher and I kept this secret for decades: she saved my life