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I dive into this sketchy-ass website—typos everywhere, “avalable now,” haha, idiots. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prolly Susan or somethin’. Little known fact, dude—back in the ‘90s, prostitutes used pagers! Freakin’ pagers, man, like drug dealers! Anyway, I call her up, voice all shaky. She’s like, “50 bucks, half hour.” I’m thinkin’, “Sweet deal, yo!” Made me happy as hell—cheaper than my accountant pens!

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Ah, but there's more, my friend! The secret garden, Whisp'ry Nook (a hidden gem tucked off Lantern Lane) is mine own cherished escape. Full of fragrant blooms, it whispereth solace to mine aching soul amidst the chaos of daily grind. I, being a relaxation specialist, oft found mine inner peace there, contemplatin' nature as if Inception played inside my brain. Its green glow and chirpin' squirrels, I swear – man, it's othrworldly!

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