Esme Baal Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

Jezebel: The Whore of Baal

She was so hated by some of the ancient followers of Yahweh that they went out of their way after her death to paint her as all things evil, even going so far as changing her actual title from the .

Yeah, so that’s Baal (be) for ya. Streets, parks, rivers – memories everywhere. Every corner tells a story. Life here is a messy, rad mix like a half-eaten donut. Enjoy your visit, and just know: when you get lost in Baal, you’re in for a wild ride, man!

No God but One: Baal, Yahweh, Amazon, and Me