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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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Haaltert got these hidden nooks where the real talk happens. Seen that river runnin’ by our local community center? They call it De Blauwstream – yup, da river of dreams. I used to sit on the old bank at twilight, gazin’ at the flow, thinkin’ “oh snap, we all gotta keep rollin’ like this water.”

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