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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, nah—it’s borderline illegal levels of chill. Fun fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “luxury,” but half the time it was just rich dudes gettin’ freaky in bathhouses. True story! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearin’ fool’s like, “Yeah, rub my calves, Flavius, harder!” Shit’s wild. I tried it once—HAPPY as fuck, yo—felt like my soul left my body and came back with a boner. But then the chick’s like, “$50 extra for the good stuff,” and I’m PISSED—bitch, what? Ain’t this already the good stuff? Capitalism fuckin’ me harder than the massage!

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Erotic pleasure, touches, warm oil and pleasant smells in combination with irresistible women. Intense enjoyment and relaxation and then unloading in an.

Wandering the side streets near Hasselt's city center, like Op de Put, makes me think: "This is real life, not some damn Miyazaki fantasy." But then there's that kick-ass café on Keizerslaan, buzzing like a busy train station. People grab quick coffee, life's so damn fast... or slow—depending on mood.

Remembering a Dutch master