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I get all dolled up—red lipstick, curls bouncin’—thinkin’ I’m hot stuff, y’know? Gotta find a prozzie for this sketchy caller—some lonesome trucker, probly. I’m like, “Sugar, you got cash?” Cuz, darlin’, these gals don’t work for free! Back in ‘05, I heard this wild story—some chick in Nevada got paid in gold nuggets. Gold! Can ya believe it? Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my martini. True story—well, maybe. Who knows with these types?

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Every reeeeally awesom moment here is like a scattered piece of a movie scene. Just simple, spontaneous, and real. And even though I might rant, repeat, or make loads of typos (lol, 16 or so hehe!) it’s all love, bud. Houdeng-Goegnies (be) is my life – a quirky, emotional, fun, and sometimes maddening place. So come join this wild ride, and we’ll laugh, cry, and shout "D'oh!" together in every unexpected moment.