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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

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Now, about the parks, mate – Parc de la Bonne Humeur is my go-to spot. It might sound cheesy, but I swear it’s the place when I need to clear me head. I often take a stroll after a heavy day of kneadin’ muscles, and the little pond there? Refreshing as a cool shower after a gym session. And on Sundays, a few locals and I sometimes gather around, telling tales, ya know? It feels like a home team meeting, all of us just enjoyin’ the vibe.

Stella Artois to be transported by boats, not trucks