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There’s this street – Elm Street (yeah, sounds cheesy but its vibes are cool) where cozy little cafes and quirky bars line the pavement. I mean, seriously, walkin’ down Elm makes me feel like I’m in a time warp – like “Time flows like a river, past mistakes are like water in a stream!” I love how the locals greet you so friendly, it's just so real. Right next to it, Maple Ln. has a bunch of boutique shops, the best place if you're lookin’ for bizarre gifts or vintage vinyls, ya know?

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