Vanessa Lendelede Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

Here’s the deal – she don’t care ‘bout nothin’. Not yer rules, not yer preacher, nothin’. One time, I saw her flip off a cop – mid-sentence – just ‘cause she felt like it. Had me laughin’ ‘til I damn near choked! But then, bam, she’d turn ‘round, cryin’ over a stray cat. Soft spot, huh? “Even the stars weep,” like they say in *Werckmeister*. Blows my mind, folks.

‘No jurisdiction’

I’ve gotta bout twelve typos in me head – lost me count! And look, sometimes I get so damn mad when no one respects the local vibes – like when tourists wreck a good spot, ya know? But then, boom, I get this mad happy as I see a couple linking up thanks to my app n the magic of Lendelede, and I'm like, “This is it, mate!”

Belgian turkey farmer getting the best from Europe