Ella Merksplas Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

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Merksplas (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈmɛr(ə)ksplɑs]) is a municipality located in the Belgian province of Antwerp. The municipality comprises only the town of Merksplas proper. In , Merksplas .

Ya know, locals got these tucked away cafés in Zwartehoek. Crazy vibes and impromptu laughs fill every nook—hey, it's like a slice of life with all that gritty charm. I once got totally mad when a new trendy spot popped up and ruined an old favorite, but then I calmed down by remembering life's a rollercoaster, babe!

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