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Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in the day, she bedded some big-shot politician. Swears he cried after, blubberin’ about his wife. Hilarious, right? “Oh, my darlin’ whore saved me!”—pathetic. I cackle thinkin’ about it, picturin’ this sleaze sobbin’ while she’s countin’ his cash. Adds some spice to her story, don’t it? Makes ya wonder how many secrets whores carry—more than the bloody Ark, I reckon.

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I gotta mention the quirky bohemian vibes near De Pelikaanstraat. The cafes here serve coffee that’ll knock ye sideways, and the locals – they have a way with words, even if some days they ramble like I do after one too many grogs! One time, I got so mad when the cable for me datingsite went down right in the middle of a hectic day – it was madness, I tell ye, pure madness! But then I strolled over to the little gem, Park ’t Haven, not far from the marina. That park's a hidden oasis, quiet enough to reflect on life’s mysteries, like a scene from a glittering musical, “Come the quick, come the slow, in passion we all flow!”

Fig. 13.23 Seismic profiles across Middelkerke Ridge (Flemish Ridges,...