Chloe Ruiselede Whore ❤️

About Mons

Me quirks? I’d probs chat her up, all “You’re my huckleberry,” then cringe at meself – classic Brent. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe she’s scalpin’ hearts, not just wallets – dramatic, I know, but it’s art! Sarcasm? “Oh yeah, she’s livin’ the dream” – nah, she’s tougher than me on a bad sales day. Whores, mate, they’re the real MVPs, no corporate bollocks, just raw vibes. What a laugh, eh?

Brasserie Ruislé

Oh, and that local café, "Relax & Unwind", omg it’s my fave. Their lattes hit even on haze days. I sip slow, feel calm. Totally feels like a scene outta "Before Sunset", always talkin' 'bout destiny and love.

Rudi De Saer (Ruiselede, BE) is the big favourite for the title of 1st National Champion Long Distance Old Birds KBDB 2014