Lauren Zedelgem Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, last week, I’m out, dodgin’ cops, eyein’ the girls. This one chick, right, she’s got legs like Margot Tenenbaum’s attitude—sharp and damn fine. I’m like, “Hey, darlin’, you ever seen a guy in a mask?” She laughs, says, “Only the weirdos!” Made me happy as hell—love a smart mouth. But then, this pimp rolls up, all greasy and loud, yellin’ bout money. Pissed me off! Wanted to gut him right there— “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter under my breath, imaginin’ it. Didn’t tho—too messy, even for me.

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You can work as a prostitute almost anywhere, with the exception of certain areas in some cities. They are called Sperrgebiete (restricted areas), prostitution is illegal there. We will be happy to Missing: Zedelgem.

Ohhhh, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Zedelgem, be! I live here, runnin’ my spa, and lemme say: one million dollars for this vibe, pinky-to-mouth style! So, imagine: narrow streets like Kerkstraat, where the locals chatter non-stop. I stroll by Kasteelplein—they got an old castle feel, ya know? It’s mad cool, really, like in terrible drama, but with a lil’ humor!

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