Ellie Zemst Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gets me goin’, tho – the way she flirts with Dave the barman, leanin’ over, showin’ cleavage like it’s a bleedin’ KPI report. Proper annoys me, that! I’m like, “Oi, Whore, focus on the punters, not Dave’s bald patch!” But nah, she’s in her zone, synergy flowin’, a real people person. Surprised me once, tho – caught her readin’ poetry in the loo, all teary-eyed. Who knew? Whore’s got depth, mate, layers like a corporate onion.

Vier musketiers op WK pingpong

I love visiting Parkje Zoete – our secret park where you can chill under the oak trees and pretend you’re in a Wes Anderson flick. I always drive through in my beat-up car (yep, got some typos on the dashboard after a wild night: “Mispelt” and “TypoR” everywhere, lol) and I swear the little pond gives off that moody vibe of a Coen brothers scene – “The blues have got me so low,” almost like I’m the forlorn hero waiting on fate.

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