Lily Ambleve Whore ❤️

About Ghent

So yeah, she’s a whore, sure, but she’s more, too—fuckin enigma. Pisses me off, makes me laugh, keeps me guessin. Next time you see her, toss her a nod, eh? She’s earned it, Jersey style. Gabagool? Ova here! That’s my story, take it or shove it!

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Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.