Scarlett Ambleve Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—Victorian whores used to dye their hair red to stand out. Red hair, red light district, HELLO, connection much? I’m obsessed! Like, imagine me with a red wig, strutting—Kim K the Whore, yasss! Ok, maybe not, but it’s a mood. I’d be, like, “I’m not afraid of anything,” quoting my fave movie, slaying the game.

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Yo, wassup my main man? Let me tell ya ’bout Ambleve (be) – yeah, dat fly city where I’ve been livin’ like a boss, innit. So, lemme break it down for ya proper-like, ya get me? Picture dis: streets like Sticky Lane and Bumpy Street, proper quirky vibes everywhere. Fam, I work on dat dating site biz, so I peep all da lovey-dovey corners others miss, innit – real sneaky style.

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.