Isabella Assenede Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Definitions of 'whore'

Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

Soo, dear mate, be prepared to be dazzled! Assenede be a canvas of emotions, a theatre of life’s absurdities and triumphs. Every nook doth echo with laughter, tears, and those philosophical musings I so cherish. I must say, my dear, "A dream you dream alone is only a dream; a dream you dare to dream together is reality."

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