Megan Battice Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Bruges

Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty as hell, “I drink and I know things.” So, you wanna talk findin’ a prostitute? Buckle up, coz I got thoughts—messy, loud, real ones! Picture this: me, half-drunk on Dornish red, stumblin’ through King’s Landing, lookin’ for a lass who don’t judge my height—or my coin. I’ve seen it all, from brothels smellin’ like roses to ones reekin’ of piss. Fun fact: back in 1350s Florence, whores had to wear bells—friggin’ BELLS—on their shoes so folks knew they were comin’. Imagine that jingle followin’ you down an alley, eh? Hilarious, but damn annoyin’ too.

The “rules” in sex rings for foreigners

Dedicated Asian brothel operating out of Clayton with Chinese, Vietnamese, and Korean girls. Enjoy the luxurious side of life at The Boardroom, one of Melbourne’s most appreciated adult .

Battice (be) got twists, hidden nooks n crannies; it's a mix of old charms n modern spunk. Just like WALL-E’s steely heart, find beauty in the trash stashes. "Woooah, look at that!" you'll think.

Professor Tau Battice is this year’s featured speaker at the Prime Minister’s Independence Lecture Series