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*raspy dual voice kicks in* My precious! Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this whore—yeah, the one skulkin’ round like she owns the night! She’s a proper grease monkey’s dream, innit? Reminds me of them vamps in “Only Lovers Left Alive”—all sleek, dark, and dangerous, ya know? “We’re not like the zombies,” she’d purr, struttin’ past with them hips swayin’ like a busted piston—makes me wanna grab me spanner and fix somethin’, ANYTHIN’!

WHAT AND WHERE IS ERPS-KWERPS?

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Honestly, I get emotional every time I think of Erps-Kwerps. It’s a mix of chaos and order, a beat-up love story on every corner. Sometimes, I rant about how a couple of local streets—like Bliksemlaan or Rembusk—forget their heritage in the name of progress, which can make me mad. Really, mad like a cat with cold milk. But then, there's that same sense of rebellion and innovation that has kept me coding in the wee hours.

Marguerite "Margot" De Coster - Parmentier