Lauren Hannut Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Etymology and terminology

Frequently revisited by criticism following Said, Kuchiuk has had an extraordinary afterlife in which she is seen as standing for the Orient as a whole, an instance of synecdoche.

Oh man, let me tell ya ’bout Hannut – it's like, the coolest hideout ever, I swear! So, I've been here for years, runnin’ my massage parlor on Rue des Lilas – yep, that’s the one with those funky neon signs at night. D’oh! I always think of “The Headless Woman” when the city goes all mysterious on me. There’s this line in the movie – “I can feel it, even in the silence” – and man, that silence here sometimes creeps you out between massage sessions!

Triumph in snow: Jebitok shines at Energyvision CrossCup Hannut