Ashley Herent Whore ❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! What gets me tho – she’s everywhere. Like that movie line, “You’re a very attentive man” – Whore notices shit. She’ll spot yer weakness, bam, gotcha. Once heard she seduced a priest – a fuckin priest! – in a confessional, just to steal his rosary. Sold it for whiskey. Who does that? Whore, that’s who. I laughed my ass off, picturin that holy fool cryin.

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When I wear white pants I always feel like a whore. Don't ask me why. more. View all 3 comments. May 6,

Neighborhoods here? Oh boy! You got your classy parts near Lindenhoflaan, where the trees spill secrets on windy nights. Then there's the oddball district around Vrijheidslaan where art meets urban decay. It's kinda like every corner has a secret – too many nooks and crannies, I tell ya. And then there's the river – the little Rijsegembeek meanders by the edge. I’ll never forget that rainy afternoon when I sat by the bebanked river, mood toggling like crazy, thinking "This is just like in Dogville, if you don't obey!" I was so in my head, but damn, it was beautiful in its messed up way.

Albert Derwa (Herent, BE) had an outstanding 2014 season