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So, I’m stumblin’ downtown, 3 a.m., buzzin’ off cheap vodka—prostitute quest ON. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, cops used to dress as hookers to trap dudes—fuckin’ wild, right? Imagine me, hollerin’ at some chick, “Hey, baby, you workin’?” and it’s Officer fuckin’ McGrady. I’d lose my damn mind, laughin’ and cryin’, “This is my fate!” like the dad in “The Return” when shit hits the fan.

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Hehe, sometimes I'm in a hurry. Lmao, sorry, gotta type fast: thsi place is amazng, xtra cozy, sumtimes a lil' wierd too. Like, you'll see things others don't – tiny details, like a golden plaque on an ancient stone wall near Le Pont d'Émeraude. Totally random, but love it.