Victoria Lessines Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

Oh, behave! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in—velvet suit, frilly shirt, givin’ the ladies a wink. “You’re a sex machine!” I’d yell, channellin’ my inner Gene Hackman—Royal Tenenbaum’s got that sly grin, y’know? I’d be dodgin’ jealous boyfriends, slippin’ through trapdoors—total spy vibes! Maybe exaggerate a bit—say the walls were lined with lava lamps and shag rugs, ha! Total ‘60s fantasy, baby!

Secret Rooms

Club Paradise in La Jonquera, Spain - Europe's largest brothel, as seen in the AJE story by Natasha Ghoneim. It is touted as the largest brothel in Europe. You can get there in minutes .

So, my friend, pack your sense of wonder and maybe a pair of comfy shoes. Lessines is waiting, where every pathway whispers mysteries and every corner shouts out, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” with a mischievous grin. Peace, love, and a touch of madness in this city of contrasts… Enjoy every magical, flawed moment!

Hans & Evert-Jan Eijerkamp (Brummen, NL) are rewarded for their efforts in pigeon racing